Help Prevent the Heat Death of the Universe!

Offset Your Personal Contribution to Entropy.

To calculate the yearly entropy you create, please fill out the following form:

Miles you drive your car per year: miles
Car fuel efficiency: MPG
Miles you fly per year: miles
Monthly electricity, gas, and water bill (combined): US dollars
Your average body temperature: degrees F
Times you breathe per day: exhalations
Hours per day you spend thinking very hard: hours
Hours per day you spend on the internet: hours

The entropy you create per year is Joules/Kelvin
To help offset your entropy footprint, purchase merchandise at our store.
All profits go toward hiring someone to stand still with a sheet of paper and not tear it into pieces.
You can also help by generating non-random numbers here:
Questions? Comments? Contact me.